📝 Article 3: “How to Sound Smart in AI Meetings Without Knowing Anything”

Let’s face it — most “AI strategy” meetings are just a mix of caffeine, fear, and buzzwords. But don’t worry. You, too, can sound brilliant without understanding a single line of code. Here’s your survival kit:

Step 1: Start with a sigh.
Sighing loudly signals that you’ve been “thinking deeply” about ethical implications.

Step 2: Say “alignment problem” at least twice.
Nobody knows what it means. Everyone will nod anyway.

Step 3: Ask if the team has considered “edge deployment implications.”
Bonus: tilt your head slightly. Instant gravitas.

Step 4: Drop a real-sounding but fake acronym.
Example: “We should check the BQAP impact.” (No one will question it.)

Step 5: End with “this will require a robust governance framework.”
Congratulations. You’re now an AI thought leader.