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📝 Article 2: “5 Things AI ‘Experts’ Say That Mean Absolutely Nothing”

The AI industry has mastered the ancient art of saying absolutely nothing in the most confident tone imaginable. If you’ve ever been trapped in a panel discussion that sounds like a TED Talk accidentally translated through a blender, this one’s for you.

1. “We’re leveraging cutting-edge AI to drive transformative synergies.”
Translation: “We bought a subscription to someone else’s API.”

2. “We’re building ethical guardrails into our core infrastructure.”
Translation: “We made a slide deck with the word ‘ethics’ on it.”

3. “Our model achieves state-of-the-art results.”
Translation: “We got a B+ on Kaggle.”

4. “This changes everything.”
Translation: “This changes nothing.”

5. “We’re democratizing AI.”
Translation: “We’re still charging $49/month.”

If you hear these phrases, don’t panic. Just nod, smile, and quietly remember: hype is temporary. Sarcasm is forever.