📝 Article 5: “If AI Is So Smart, Why Can’t It Make Coffee?”

We’ve been promised an AI future that’s smarter, faster, and more efficient. And yet, every morning, I still have to make my own coffee like a medieval peasant with a Wi-Fi connection.

AI can write sonnets, diagnose diseases, and order falafel with existential flair — but it cannot press the espresso button without turning my kitchen into a toaster inferno.

I asked my smart assistant to “make coffee.”
It replied: “Here’s a Wikipedia article on Arabica beans.”
Close… but no caffeine.

So until AI figures out the difference between brewing and googling, I’ll be here. Stirring my mug. Laughing at press releases that say “AI will change everything.”