📝 Article 9: “The Smart Fridge That Keeps Judging My Life Choices”

My fridge now tracks everything. Calories. Expiration dates. Emotional weakness at 2 a.m.

Every time I open the door, it flashes:

“Another pudding cup, Thomas? Really?”

I didn’t ask for nutritional advice. I asked for cold yogurt.

The worst part is the fridge notifies my phone. I can’t even sneak cheese without being passive-aggressively buzzed:

Notification: “Are you sure about that?”

I’m one firmware update away from being put on a diet by a kitchen appliance. If this keeps up, I’ll start storing snacks in the washing machine. It can judge me all it wants — it doesn’t have Wi-Fi.